Just Laugh..............

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Ram: The Tablets are walking in the market. *************************************************************************************************************** Interviewer: What is skeleton? Ram: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! *************************************************************************************************************** Ram sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Ram sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. *************************************************************************************************************** Ram ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Ram bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. *************************************************************************************************************** Ram: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Shyam: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. *************************************************************************************************************** Shyam: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Ram: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Shyam: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Ram: Lekin meri biwi ko nahi pata. *************************************************************************************************************** Ram bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? Ram: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha. *************************************************************************************************************** ********* THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! ! Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Shyam: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. *************************************************************************************************************** Ram: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Shyam: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga... *************************************************************************************************************** Shyam: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Ram: Phir tune kya kiya? Shyam: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Ram: Phir? Shyam: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta ! ***************************************************************************************************************