Have great fun!!!

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?


bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER!!

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Face book such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognize???!!!

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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Whats d diff between Pongal n idly? think. think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P

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Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
TSUNAMI is Total Wash!!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”