Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus ?
A . Moti-vating !!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye .
A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Q. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
*A. On their Wedding!!!!!!!!!!
Be Happy Cheers
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